Paragraph 78 is a game that seems to have been created as a result of a daring experiment: what would happen if you put all the bad ideas into one project? The answer is simple – it will be Paragraph 78. Let’s humorously figure out why this game deserves the title of cult… but only in the category of “gaming disasters.”
Graphics: Pixels Attack
The graphic in Paragraph 78 makes you wonder if it’s time to update your video card drivers… or the video card itself… or your entire computer. One gets the feeling that the developers tried to recreate a retro style, but forgot that retro implies at least some grace.
Gameplay: Slower than a Snail on a Walk
In Paragraph 78, the dynamics of events are so slow that you have time to think about all your life mistakes while the character walks from one end of the map to the other. At the same time, every action in the game seems meaningless, like trying to teach a cat to speak French.
Sound and Voice Acting: Attack of the Cloned Robots
The sound and voice acting in the game are so monotonous that one suspects that perhaps all the characters are clones created in a laboratory for monotonous lines. Conversations are so hackneyed that even chatbots have more engaging conversations.
Plot: Labyrinth of Illogicality
Trying to understand the plot of “Paragraph 78” is like solving a crossword puzzle without clues. The interweaving of incomprehensible events, illogical turns and absurd characters makes you think that the script was written in a state of deep meditation.
Bottom Line: How Not to Make Games
Ultimately, “Paragraph 78” can be seen as an interactive museum of all the possible mistakes in game development. This game is like a culinary experiment, where instead of gourmet ingredients, leftover food from the refrigerator was used – and the result is appropriate.
She reminds us that in the world of video games, as in life, there are things that are best not experienced firsthand. “Paragraph 78” sets a bar for future generations of developers to jump over, not to fall under with a resounding crash into the ground of failure.
The game may not leave behind bright memories, but it will definitely bring a lot of ironic jokes and anecdotes to the player community. “Paragraph 78” will remain in our hearts… as a reminder that even in the world of video games, all that glitters is not gold and sometimes is just rusty metal.
An avid gamer and owner of geek-blog.net, I immerse myself in the world of geek culture, from gaming to comics. Creator of the YouTube channel GameDigger, where I reveal the history of games and create exciting tops.
